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Raman or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke liye kara tha ki announs huwa rajdhani exp platfrom no one per aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway patri par aa gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge to raman bola tune suna nahi train platform per aa rahi hai.
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Prayer of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari... Howe Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di... Howe Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa... Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!
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gul gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye.
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Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
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what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details...
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HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..
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chand par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi.
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I am getting married mext week. there wil be a small party and only few people will be invited. dontbring any gift just bring someone to marry me !!!!!!!!!!
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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife instead: Im afraid he died last week. she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. I told you the wife replies, he died last week. The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING? Coz . . . he replied laughing, I just love hearing it. . . .
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Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
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