| Mobile Funny SMS (Urdu) |
| kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai , Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain |
| Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!?? |
| Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! |
| Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u dont have! |
| When i was child all girls want to hug me, i allowed them, but now i want to hug all girls, but they are not allowin. Selfish girls |
| Jindagi me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao, shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao aur duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r great --Hemantkumar |
wat did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE.
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| SURD: Excuse me sir, what time is it? MAN: Its 3:15. SURD: (puzzled look on his face) You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer. |
| NEEND ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE USKA BAAP AATA HAI ,PHIR NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI |
| Girlfriends are just like a ghadi detuergent pehele istmal karo phir biswass karo |
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