| Mobile Funny SMS (Urdu) |
| Our friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i laughed.When u cry, i cried & when u jump down the window,i will go to the window. Look down & laugh again....... ha ha ha |
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jah dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.
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| Are O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha DiCHOUN.
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| Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head. |
| One day a man caught a pickpocket redhaned and ask the pickpockter, are you not a shame to pick my pocket , The pickpockter said you should be shamed is you dont have even a rupee in your pocket. |
| A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 minutes. |
| palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!! |
| ur SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!! |
| Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai. |
| Woman: I need to buy poison. Chemist: I cant sell u that. The woman then shows her husbands photo. Chemist: Oh sorry! I didnt know you had a prescription! |
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