| Mobile Funny SMS (Urdu) |
| I read in d newsppr dat sendin msgs 2 frnds causes radiation dat cause cancer. So,aaj se band! I hv decided 2 stop. . . .> reading newspaper Yaar? |
| KABHI AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI DOOWA KARNA, AUR NKUCH BHI KARNA SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN KARNA |
| I have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard for me to 4get U .Every time u appear in my Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !!! |
| I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!! |
| If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money..... The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! |
| Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! |
| U r very special 4 me... U should b safe always... U should b safe my dear... I cant b wid u all time.... so pls b careful wenever u jump from tree 2 tree... |
| It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a Country, BUT just ONE man 2 make a Happy HOME! Lets thaNks to Our Ramu. |
| Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai... |
| Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge, fir............................... rickshaw Kar lenge. |
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