| Mobile Funny SMS (Urdu) |
| dil mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY |
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| Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient??? |
| QAYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI ............., Supliment Plz |
| Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar par. |
| Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. |
| Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise |
| Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push. |
| Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U |
| Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population. |
| why do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your personal matter! |
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